Saturday morning I was mowing the lawn minding my own business, when all of a sudden I felt this sharp stabbing pain in my right leg. Down by the achilles tendon. I looked down and there was a little yellow and black wasp stinging me. It hurt, but I kept back the tears and kept on mowing. Then I felt another sharp pain on my left leg by my knee. Same little booger stung me again. Now I've had enough. I flick the thing off and it comes back and stings me again on the same leg. I smack it. It flies off and comes right back to try again. Landed on my shorts. I try to squish it between the material. Doesn't work and he flies off and lands on my leg again. I flick him to the ground and stomp as hard as I can. Sucker flies up and tries again. At this point all I can think of is "If my neighbors see this, I probably look like a little fairy dancing around". I give up and head towards the house. The mighty wasp has won this battle. I tried to figure out what pissed this little guy off. The only thing I can come up with is that I must have run over him with the mower and he didn't appreciate it. I hit the internet to find out what kind of wasp he was. Appears to have been a Yellowjacket wasp. They can attack if agitated and can sting multiple times. Lucky me.... Here is a few pics of how my legs look now:
Two stings on this leg..........................................................and one major sting on this one.


Profile pics you can find in the Post Office and the Police Station. This is now a wanted wasp!
If you see him....don't approach him. He is considered armed, dangerous, and has rage issues!
